Think I'll ring @KentonCool when he's conquered Mount Everest - I've got his mobile number. Think I'll use my Nokia just to piss him off. - about 5 hours ago
I do a one-finger single-joint dead hang for an hour each week with the baby strapped to me. The older she gets, the stronger I become, see? - about 18 hours ago
The rubbish tip is awash with the scent of wild garlic this morning. Daffodil democracy. - about 18 hours ago